Sunday, December 23, 2007

I wish you a Merry Christmas, PC people included

This is why political correctness is actually ruining society. People like us can't afford to celebrate Christmas without offending other people. It's not like we really needed to care what other people celebrate throughout the year, why pick on us? Sure, there is the other party across the street, or the one that can't seem to have a fixed day or whichever ones, mind you, but wouldn't you rather say "Merry Christmas" instead of Happy Holidays/. That's great you celebrate whatever, but Western Society deems that we celebrate Christmas. Sure, go ahead with all that state and church seperation and all that crap you can use to argue against it, but when I was 5, it was Christmas, and I didn't really notice the Christmas until I was 10. Maybe I was just a tad slow, but for those 5 years I really didn't care (compound my 'problem' - for you PC folk - with the fact I never paid attention in Catholic school) and I was basically an atheist the whole time! See, I didn't care! You've had about 2000 years to care! So shut your traps, because it's Christmas. And if you type Xmas, you better just be lazy...

Next, you'll all want Santa's sleigh to be a hybrid, force his toy factory to limit greenhouse gas emissions, to stop using Reindeer because it's animal cruelty and you'll want him to lose weight because he's a bad role model. Seriously...

You already ruined the Cookie Monster. Stop it. Cookies are not good "once-in-a-while", they are ALWAYS good.